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🇦🇺 MILADYCARE 🇦🇺
~ The Most Hectic NFT Collection on the Blockchain ~
★ EST. 1788 ★ SUPPLY: 1,788 ★
THIS SITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION MATE - SHE'LL BE 'RIGHT
YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER:001788
since we rocked up to the internet🦘 WTF IS MILADYCARE?
Miladycare is 1,788 fully cooked, hand-picked digital sheilas living it up on the Ethereum blockchain. Each one's a deadset unique piece of Aussie culture — from the eshays ripping durries at Flinders Street Station to the bogans cracking tinnies at the pokies on a Tuesday arvo.
Named after 1788 — the year the First Fleet rocked up — this collection is a love letter to everything cooked, chaotic, and beautiful about the land down under. No wuckin' furries.
It's Milady meets Straya. Centrelink vibes meets blockchain dreams. Vegemite on toast meets hand-curated art. 🍺
🔥 MINT ON ANZAC DAY 🔥
25 APRIL 2026 — LEST WE FORGET (TO MINT)
WL ELIGIBILITY: TBA
PRICE: TBA ETH
SUPPLY: 1,788 HAND-PICKED — FIRST IN BEST DRESSED
🦘 MINT ON SCATTER.ART 🦘* ya gotta have ETH in ya wallet, bulk billing is not available. *
🗣️ ESSENTIAL AUSSIE SLANG DICTIONARY
for the international legends who don't speak strayan:
Yeah nah = No
Nah yeah = Yes
Cooked = Messed up / wild
Hectic = Awesome / intense
Eshay = Aussie roadman
Bogan = Uncultured legend
Durrie = Cigarette
Tinnie = Can of beer
Servo = Petrol station
Maccas = McDonald's
Arvo = Afternoon
Chuck a U-ey = Make a U-turn
She'll be 'right = It'll be fine
Drongo = Idiot
Pokies = Slot machines
Centrelink = Welfare office
🔥 BEST VIEWED IN NETSCAPE🖥️ 2048 x 2048 RESOLUTION🏆 GEOCITIES AWARD WINNER📧 AOL INSTANT MESSENGER🇦🇺 MADE IN STRAYA⛓️ ETHEREUM POWERED